I ONCE HAD A DREAM SO I PACKED UP AND SPLIT FOR THE CITY

Here's another relic I recently dug up.

Apparently, this is what 24-year-old me thinks is an acceptable method of telling friends and family you're moving.

It's more ridiculous than funny and there's nothing subtle about any of the jokes. I like to think I've grown somewhat in the intervening year, but I guess I'm a fraud. "Jim Nabors, OB-GYN" simply morphed into "Gilbert Gottfried, OB-GYN."

But c'mon.  No broads bra-ed? 

Tee-hee-larious.