If It Pleases the Court
I bought a tennis racquet on Saturday because I have someone to play tennis with. We went to Goodwill. I bought a racquet.
And not just any racquet. A Wilson Graphite Aggressor 95, from the High Beam series. I don't know what any of that means. I paid $4 for it.
I haven't played tennis for at least a decade and haven't done anything even vaguely athletic since my knee surgery. Wait, I killed at darts last weekend. Killed.
I guess playing darts isn't really that athletic. It's standing and squinting and throwing and drinking.
I think tennis is gonna be fun.