"Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk."

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

If It Pleases the Court

I bought a tennis racquet on Saturday because I have someone to play tennis with.  We went to Goodwill.  I bought a racquet.

And not just any racquet.  A Wilson Graphite Aggressor 95, from the High Beam series.  I don't know what any of that means.  I paid $4 for it.  

I haven't played tennis for at least a decade and haven't done anything even vaguely athletic since my knee surgery.  Wait, I killed at darts last weekend.  Killed.  

I guess playing darts isn't really that athletic.  It's standing and squinting and throwing and drinking.  

I think tennis is gonna be fun.  

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