I wrote an email today, it had a good subject line. Subject lines are kinda my thing, people know this about me.
Liz described an incident at work, something that involved her tibia.
The subject line for my response was "From the Tibia Nose To the Topia Forehead" and I really couldn't care less if you don't think it's funny. Roll your eyes all you want, I don't care.
It was fucking hilarious. You will never convince me otherwise, so don't bother trying.